if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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