just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
