thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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