yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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