So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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