Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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