Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
did i walk over a car last night?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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