Dual....:-)
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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