I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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