There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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