so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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