that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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