He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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