I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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