Sponge bath it is.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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