bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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