That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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