also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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