Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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