You surviving the open bar?
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She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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