"it" just moved
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
should my penis look like a turkey
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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