We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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