I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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