Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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