somebody snuck up and got me drunk
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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