And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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