I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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