Your mouth is God's brothel.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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