Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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