hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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