I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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