I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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