the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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