Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
True college students do jello shots in the library
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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