Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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