If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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