Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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