To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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