I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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