I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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