For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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