I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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