How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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