is wine microwaveable?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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