he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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