I don't think brook has ever known best
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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