I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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