Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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