operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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