well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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