I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
The ass gains better be worth it
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