With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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