I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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